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Maniac Photos with Elijah Wood and Nora Arnezeder

A deranged Elijah Wood and a terrified Nora Arnezeder are showcased in six photos from Maniac, directed by Franck Khalfoun (P2). This remake of William Lustig’s 1980 horror classic follows Frank (Elijah Wood), the reserved owner of a mannequin store who used to stalk the streets at night, looking for the perfect human scalps. When an artist (Nora Arnezeder) seeks Frank’s help for her upcoming exhibit, his thirst for killing awakens inside him. Check out a bloody Elijah Wood as you’ve never seen him before in these shots from the upcoming thriller, in theaters June 21.

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August chub rub

life :/

fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.

Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin

+baby powder and cornstarch

Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day

i have scabs. already

TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c

I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.

I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.

Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.

Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.

Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.

I literally wear bloomers. Made from t-shirt material. My thighs love me because of them. And I am the type of person who gets fucking fungal infections on my upper inner thighs because the air never gets to circulate there; everything touches and nothing feels beautiful. But bloomers! I highly recommend them because they are loose enough to feel airy, feminine enough to look adorable, and obviously utilitarian.

At a store I shop in they sell shorts for under dresses that can pass for a slip… they have lace and everything. I wear them. 

I’m glad this conversation is happening. I feel frustrated when I can’t wear all my pretty dresses come summer.

Goldbond Friction Defense. Walgreens. Looks like a stick of deodorant, but goes on smooth and clear. Lasts me all day.

Can I just dedicate this to Chris Taylor because my fantasies are all I’ve got.